Because nothing says 'I love you' like a bunch of... erm...
Bless!
Still, at least Mr White's heart was in the right place. As were those of these Americans - who all ordered Valentine's Day flower deliveries through 1-800-Flowers, and were all somewhat disappointed with the results...
(In 1-800-Flowers' defence, we think "ruined" is a bit harsh.)
And the disasters weren't just limited to flowers - or lions' faces made from flowers' - either...
Oh dear. Hopefully they still tasted delicious. As delicious as asparagus, in fact.
dad bought my mum asparagus for valentines day thinkin they were daffodils nope I am done pic.twitter.com/WUegB97GeV
— megan (@_meganwhite_) February 14, 2015Bless!
Still, at least Mr White's heart was in the right place. As were those of these Americans - who all ordered Valentine's Day flower deliveries through 1-800-Flowers, and were all somewhat disappointed with the results...
When you order the left from @1800flowers and the right shows up to your wife's workplace. pic.twitter.com/qiuN6VUXOL
— Jeremey Rodriguez (@mountaingoat99) February 15, 2015@1800flowers it's the thought that counts right? New pitch line for #1800flowers. pic.twitter.com/7lGbZHi4Z4
— Jim szumlaski (@Zoomer112us) February 15, 2015@1800flowers thanks for ruining my valentine's day! pic.twitter.com/G5eOaEHCFo
— kasey doeing (@kaseydtweets) February 14, 2015(In 1-800-Flowers' defence, we think "ruined" is a bit harsh.)
And the disasters weren't just limited to flowers - or lions' faces made from flowers' - either...
Dear @1800flowers this is not how someone should receive chocolates for Valentines Day. #disappointed pic.twitter.com/cVTRFBMaXL
— Tiffany (@TSHesq) February 15, 2015Oh dear. Hopefully they still tasted delicious. As delicious as asparagus, in fact.